Write twts in a kind'v
cockney slang vocabulary,
to avoid detection by b0ts.
Initially, the East London criminal fraternity were reportedly speaking to each other, in an invented, underworld dialect, designed to disguise the actionability of topics from the police & their informants.
This bizarre, pseudo-language, later known as #Cockney Slang, can still be heard in those parts & also among other, wannabe, London gangster-types (London AND gangster) - for example, I've heard many in Essex use it.
It's also the stuff of folklore - in a smaller microcosm of the mob, in the media, etc.
I know the UK's, post-Beatles legacy to the world, the Kemp brothers, made brief, apres-career venturements into the UK mob-underworld-entertainment (MUE) "genre". They don't use profanity anything like as gracefully as #robertdeniro or #JoePesci, that's for sure.
The raw, horrible, thuggishness of real, London, working class language, makes it an acquired taste at the best of times. Other times, as in any city in the world, where the rich likely dwell, there's hatred of the poor and their ways.
So how does what I'm saying work?
The meaning of #twitterslang:
What you do, is avoid the main detectables. The b0ts (k€yw0rd)
seek their preprogrammed prey, in the form of crawling sites like this one, seeking contraband - both physical, verbal AND intellectual. This is performed by the analysis, among other things, of k€ywords.
You've probably realised, I'm already operating #twitterslang.
I'm replacing the important stuff that either attracts the wrong kind of attention (see below) - or,
What kind of attention?
Being looked at by an actual human.
How to do it:
Work out the k€yw0rds & replace with symbols or something that doesn't distort the meaning, but negates it as words, to the b0ts.
Squiddy is everywhere, seeking to devour the righteous, but we at least can avoid the wrath of the system, in its obvious areas of obvious prohibition.
What are examples of
k€yw0rds?
Until earlier this year, I had a good friend who would warn me when I unknowingly use k€yw0rds, but they've moved on, so I'm trying to figure it out now, alone. I do know the following are apparently k€ywords & can lead to you being suspended from Twitter, for example. They may also get you "looked at" by a human, who then can start using 50 shades of stupid to decide you are and what your purpose is within whichever Habermasian life world they play the role of the police.
Such words apparently include:
Most p0rn related terms
Most terr0rism related terms
Most crime related terms
Most forms of profanity & obscenity
Other words that can often relate to descriptions of any of the above areas - for example, words about dru6s - even something as seemingly innocuous as mu$hrooms,
or $hr00ms etc
Big no-nos are references to ¢annabi$ - b0mbs - even k¡ds - & words like:
$h¡t
¢unt
pu$$y
fu¢k
¢o¢ksu¢king
8uttfu¢king
$punkinmy6aping¢unth0le etc...
You get the idea...
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