Stop swearing!

Jamie Oliver has fallen casualty to the Daily Mail's anti-swearing campaign. From now on, Jamie, whose show airs at 8pm, has pledged to try to be a better man. Though there will be more of this sort of pseudo-decency pervading our society, we here at The Gonzo Lecture would like to make clear that we don't fuc*ing give a fuc* because we think that Jamie Oliver is a piece of sh*t fuc*ing, son of bit*h sellout c**t.