GONZO♡LECTURE™ has decided to offer new merchandise to its readers. For a limited time only, footskin can be purchased for £1.20 a piece, or £5 for 5 pieces.
These have not been proven to heighten sexual performance, but sure beat killing Rhinos.
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3 comments:
I've heard they stop sexual arousal in its tracks, but a couple glasses of wine can get things back on track.
I can send you some free samples E. Bulk orders at "friends" prices. I understand it tastes like jerky.
I couldn't let you take away from your paying customers. It wouldn't be right. It would be very very wrong. ;)
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