When using social networks, what makes somebody worth following? It's important to know this, so that you might be followed by the maximum followership.
In order to help to determine whether you are worth following, I present my crucial choice criteria below. Don't forget to add yours below as a comment, if you wish. Good luck gaining followers!
To be an ideal follower, you should be:
1. Gender-matched
Ideally female, you will need to include a hot photo of yourself.
2. Have a bio - bots don't usually have bios. If you can't be arsed to tell me about yourself, then I can't be arsed to hit the "follow" button.
3. Brunette and sexy - women usually should be brunette to gain the most followers - nobody takes blondes seriously - they never did. People with gingivitis are usually repulsive, unless they're hot.
4. Keep your bio interesting - boring, numbskull turnoffs on bios include comments such as "I'm addicted to coffee," "I'm me," "I'm interested in living life to the full." These appear to be risque and show you as an "off the wall type of dude." However, they really expose the fact you have a small mind and little imagination. You are boring.
5. Never say anything negative about yourself. I never follow weak, stupid or unconfident people. They're needy and they creep me out. They are losers.
6. Never pretend to be a rap-star.
7. Never imply you're in a relationship. This instantly extinguishes any potential hotness factor.
8. Never give your precise location on line. Remember, be safe while you're surfing. The last thing you want is some weirdo jerking off outside your bathroom window.
