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Monday, 3 December 2012

In Time - Movie Review

I think this movie is really shit for a number of reasons.

The acting is terrible, and gets worse as the film drivels on to its brain-numbing conclusion.

Eventually, the terrible writing that these terrible actors have coming out as words of so-called "dialogue" from their mouths, finally has the audience on its knees by two thirds the way through, pleading for an early death.

The Director, whoever he is, ought to really perhaps consider doing something else.

One plus-point for this movie is that Justin Timberland, who usually is SO bad, he turns me RIGHT off a movie, seems to have begun to actually act. He held my attention for several minutes during this move.

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4 comments:

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Unknown said...

Good Lord man! How is the therapy going?

Unknown said...

Not in remission yet thanks. My Thursday chemo routine of 20mg Methotrexate has certain side effects but I've still got hair and my genitalia have increased in size which is useful on a cold day.
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Unknown said...

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