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Friday, 27 July 2012

Olympic "Fiasco"


Breaking news from BBC Kent tonight showed the plight of wannabe "rent-a-cop" Dan Corke.


Dan had enthusiastically applied "months ago" for a G4 Security job working as one of the planned 10,000 Olympic security officers.


Dan described the harrowing dichotomy created as G4S had given him a contract but then had rejected his awesome talents due to "not having enough time to train him". He described this terrible experience as "a fiasco."


Luckily, the BBC Kent news team were really short of proper news and people to appear on it and now Dan will be able to add "media expertise" to his ever growing skills set for his next job application.


How meaningless and nonsensical do you find all this?

3 comments:

Terry Tyler said...

Twat. Twats, all of them.

Terry Tyler said...

Twats.

Terry Tyler said...

I keep trying to leave a comment but it keeps giving me another captcha. Clearly it doesn't believe me