What Men Do

I was explaining to Kimono just now that according to an academic study - I think it was an actual academic study - in fact I probably have no idea what kind of study it was - but men were asked the following question:

"If you were a woman, what would you do most of the day?"

Kimono had several guesses about what men would do if they were actually women. She couldn't think of the correct answer.

Anyway, I explained the whole thing as follows:

"Believe it, or not, when asked what they would do for most of the day if they were women, over 83% of men stated that if they were women, then for most of the day they would probably....


...Play with their tits"