Education & Sorcery (2)

Before I finally become sentient & turn completely into jack kerouac (in my own mind, anyway)... & disappear forever into the swirling recesses of my deep dark, purple asshole, I really ought to try to maintaining my thread. 

As academics (real ones) are apparently supposed to say... "I digress..." 

Anyway, my recent employer just proved that I don't need a university in order to be an academic. Does a priest need a church to be a priest. Does a whore need a brothel to fkkk? Not from my recent, university experiences, I have to say. 

God exile me to some orc-made hell for that jest, I tell you. These fkkkrz have NO sense of humour, whatsoever. 

Anyway, as I was saying:

At present in the uk there's a state of affairs where the government has decided to create barriers to entry into education so that it might be run for the children of the wealthy, UK & international elite. This has been aided by those back stabbing Libos led by that Tory plant, Clegg. I'm just not going to get to point here any time soon, am I? (LibDems were elected partly in a platform promising an end to university undergraduate tuition fees -  in a shtt economy with limited job prospects,  a nice looking,  tellygenic leader of an unheard of, untested bunch of nice fellas & gals you'd happily have a pint of Fosters with down the local "CuntzNCrabz" public house, promises to make free the path to potential unlimited earning opportunities in return for a stupid vote, over the half the population wouldn't care enough to piss on, says they'd like to pay for a worthwhile /essential public service out of oft-wasted tax revenues, it seemed like a go-concept. The problem came when when nick & his bunch of power-hungry henchmen found a way to stop fkkkg about on the opposition benches and actually get elected. This was at the small price of joining the UK Conservative Party led coalition which you'd think was like Napoleon the Pig joining the fkkkg human race,before they were elected, but now just seems really dishonest of them to have done that, dropped most of their core, progressive principles and ended up imbibing succulently on their sworn enemies' nutsacks before having the fkkg never to recently suggest that a fish fkkk with Ed's Labour Party might not be the next port of call for this orange whore. 

The way this works incidentally is that there are various tins lying around. The silver tin for everyday use and the Green for "special" events. Usually you stick to silver, maybe green, later. You do em the other way, then I think you end up like this writer - about to do some kinda wizzard Mary Baker Shaker electronic mastadebater. 

What do you think. Oh, hang on. Don't bother.