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Sunday, 27 March 2016

Biopic - part 05

What's that?
How long did that take you?
What was on your mind when you were painting that?

"I painted it yesterday. Actually I dripped it, like Jackson Pollock. It took me about an hour."

Well, that doesn't sound very difficult. So, you threw the paint, did you?

"No, I dripped it."

Well that's not very difficult.

"You should try it. Anyway... like with the Rocky Horror Show: 'I didn't make it for you... '"

General glancing at each other ensues, accompanied by an awkward silence. Obviously, the critics had been under the impression we'd all been having a fun time.

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