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Thursday, 23 August 2012

Klash the blogger - latest

A panicked Facebook update indicated that Professor Klash had run out of Olympic Games material to write about on his newspaper blog. It read:

"Help! What shall I write about next?"

As the Facebook fashion suggests, various numbskulls had commented beneath the plea for timely help with one meaningless load of drivel after the last. Of course, Olympics is something everybody thinks they know about, but actually it requires a steady hand and deep concentration to harvest the depths of such an enigma.

I stepped into the fray to help my good friend:

"Klash, you imbecile...Of course the "seat" thing was a major image gaffe for beijing and a no brainer for LOCOG to fix this time around. See my earlier article, I can't remember when it was-2010 I think. If not, read the book chapter. Oh yeah, its in my latest book as well. Anyway, you can't have run out of material already...?"

Well now I've done my best to set the good chap straight and on the right track once again, I'd add the importance of writing blogs as I do.

Any comments?