"The problem seems to be that the only minds equipped by society with the education, voice and social etiquette to be listened to by those with any power to do anything about this mess, also appear to be hook, line & sinker part of the whole fkkking thing, if only subconsciously!"
This is a class address by top, fictional educator, Professor Charles Gonzo. It's from the forthcoming Novel entitled #KillTheDean
ProfCharlesGonzo is star, and anchor of the new @Outlaw_Academic series of books by @GonzoLecture
These are a fantastic range of fanciful, fictional accounts of various points of view about education, fkkking, money, Tories, partners of large city firms, buggery, politics, comments about the coalition "government", Obama's America, anarchy, the British monarchy, business, events, media, Jimmy Savile, staff disciplinaries, employment law & ethics, queefing, and of course, - what's that thing when guys suck another guy's semen from another guy's anal cavity with a straw?
It's all about the truth, in other words. The socially constructed, currently invalidated, subjective, independent, unapproved, unofficial "truths" untested and completely fictional conjecturing by characters in a novel.
"How exciting!" I hear some of you cry.
"Oh crikey, how terrifying. Get the lawyers!" I hear another, imagination-devoid, human-skull-like creature cry from the darkness.
"But Master," I hear still yet another, grovelling, teflon henchmen reply, "he escaped our cleverly laid trap we waited a whole year to spring the last time, when we realised that we didn't have legal powers to dictate his social media conduct. They are too clever for us, beautiful yet horrifying Master. This is something they call Gonzo. It's fiction. The only way we can even recognise the expressions of our own, evil injustices, oh Great One is to unfortunately confess to them. Hideous though you are."
Like you say Mongo, if you got nothing to hide, then you got nothing to worry about.
Now stop reading this blog and get back to beating down on hardworking folk who are simply trying not to lose their souls completely while they go out to work to feed their families.
It'll be lunchtime soon & it'll be time again to talk about sucking that little willy of yours... You know what they say about people who talk about things & don't do them. Hope you're both well.
